Tim Bales

‘I could kill the rotter who invented the infinite scroll.’

Tim Bales 6 June 2026 9:00 am

I’ve booked loads and loads of events

Tim Bales 23 May 2026 9:00 am

Whatever David Attenborough’s on, I want some of it!

Tim Bales 9 May 2026 9:00 am

‘One TV programme I’m dying to catch is Half Man.’

Tim Bales 2 May 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s a spoof about the World Cup, though FIFA will be hard to ridicule.’

Tim Bales 11 April 2026 9:00 am

Strait of Hormuz

Tim Bales 28 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Making it bigger is the only way to get the council to mend it.’

Tim Bales 21 March 2026 9:00 am

‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’

Tim Bales 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘That must have been the strong winds!’

Tim Bales 14 February 2026 9:00 am

Gorton and Denton latest

Tim Bales 7 February 2026 9:00 am

Waiting for new stock to arrive

Tim Bales 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘When it comes to Trump, we have thousands of words for no!’

Tim Bales 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘With the world in flux, at least we’ve our Cuba holiday to look forward to.’

Tim Bales 10 January 2026 9:00 am

How would you sum up festive TV?

Tim Bales 3 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Fantastic news, sir – another prisoner has been released by mistake!’

Tim Bales 15 November 2025 9:00 am

I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’

Tim Bales 8 November 2025 9:00 am

‘These homemade biscuits – are they meant to be trick or treat?’

Tim Bales 1 November 2025 9:00 am

Nobody’s girl

Tim Bales 25 October 2025 9:00 am

‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’

Tim Bales 27 September 2025 9:00 am

One in one out

Tim Bales 27 September 2025 9:00 am

Flag-waving

Tim Bales 13 September 2025 9:00 am

They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade

Tim Bales 6 September 2025 9:00 am

The precious little left

Tim Bales 23 August 2025 9:09 am

That also rather sums up Labour’s immigration policy

Tim Bales 16 August 2025 9:00 am

It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us

Tim Bales 19 July 2025 9:00 am

1 2 3 »

Close