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Debt

4 January 2014 9:00 am

School

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You know, there may be a way to move your bizarre invention around without having to carry it.’

Invention

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you been out drinking like a middle-aged person?’

Drink

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh, go on then — you can beat to death one more hooker, but then it’s off to bed for you, young man.’

Hooker

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Looks

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You’re not going to school in that skirt, laddie.’

Laddie

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Serpent, Adam. Adam, Serpent. I thought it was about time you two met.’

Adam

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Nightmares, flashbacks, mood swings. Yes, I know you were in Vietnam, but that was on a package holiday last month.’

Nightmares

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Cut down on the blubber.’

Blubber

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Joy to the world

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Pessimism sells. It shifts books and newspapers, sends ratings soaring. It fills lecture halls, wins research grants, makes political careers.…

Portrait of the year

Portrait of the Year

14 December 2013 9:00 am

January David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said he wanted to ‘negotiate a new settlement with our European partners’, and that…

Barometer

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Whose year is it anyway? Some things which 2014 has been declared to be the year of: — Year of…

Letters

14 December 2013 9:00 am

A net gain Sir: Jamie Bartlett tries to balance plus and minus, and ends with zero (‘Little Brothers are watching…

Letters from Christmas Past

14 December 2013 9:00 am

This is a selection of seasonal letters from The Spectator’s 185-year archive, now online at archive.spectator.co.uk. The emblem to the…

Christmas Survey

What would you tell your 14-year-old self?

14 December 2013 9:00 am

A Spectator Christmas survey

Books and Arts

14 December 2013 9:00 am

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Answers to ‘Spot the Play Title’

14 December 2013 9:00 am

1. Cat Honour Hot Tin Roof 2. Frank Hen Stein 3. Ark A Deer 4. Hammer Day S 5. Hiss…

‘If you can’t be drunk, rude and obnoxious at Christmas, then when can you?’

Drinks

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Oh no! It’s a twurkey.’

Twurkey

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Show it an increased fuel bill and it drops all the green stuff.’

Tree

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Cash

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s a repeat of what we watched last Christmas.’

Shepherds

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘You have the body of a teenager — your liver’s shot, and you have a couple of sexually transmitted infections.’

Body

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Wise

14 December 2013 9:00 am