The Spectator

‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’

Trees

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘John and I couldn’t agree on a holiday destination so we’re going to one of my choosing instead.’

Holiday

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘That’s me sorted — now let’s go and find something for you.’

Charity

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’

Sochi

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’

Cry

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You could try scratchcards…’

Financial

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Kong

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Rebels without a cause

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Things could scarcely be going better for the Conservatives. Every week seems to bring more news of the recovery. High…

Portrait of the week

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Home Britain’s gross domestic product grew by 1.9 per cent last year, the most since 2007, according to the Office…

Barometer

1 February 2014 9:00 am

The political life of Walter Mitty Nigel Farage attacked the ‘Walter Mittys’ in his own party. A few of the…

Books and Arts

1 February 2014 9:00 am

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Queen

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘They’ll only eat food the government wants to ban.’

Food

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Shall I be Mother Superior?’

Nun

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing…’

Viewers

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hairs on the couch.’

Cat

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Saatchi vs Taki duel

Duel

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Kiev

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Ugh! Have you seen the number of cats on the internet?’

Cats

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Frack

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You’ve been smoking, haven’t you? Your clothes reek of fresh air.’

Smoking

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a general rule of thumb for this part of London — if you can’t read the “for sale” sign you can’t afford the house.’

House

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Neighbourhood

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Opposites attract.’

Attraction

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Omg

1 February 2014 9:00 am