The Spectator

‘Sir, you’re distracting the other passengers.’

Disturbing

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Talk dirty to me, Miss Bracewell.’

Dirty

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘The Bronze Age has well and truly arrived.’

Bronze

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid it’s more bad news regarding your home — you’ve got squatters.’

Squatters

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey, pre-internet porn...how quaint.’

Porn

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I think the fish wants to go out.’

Fish

22 February 2014 9:00 am

Prayer

22 February 2014 9:00 am

Reigning

22 February 2014 9:00 am

The corridors of power

Corridors

22 February 2014 9:00 am

A time to spend

15 February 2014 9:00 am

There is nothing inevitable about the by now familiar sight of residents being towed away from flooded homes, of shops…

Portrait of the week

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Home Floods grew worse in the West Country. The village of Moorland, Somerset, was abandoned. Then the Thames flooded, from…

Barometer

15 February 2014 9:00 am

A kamikaze pilot at 80 The Japanese city of Minami-Kyushu was attacked for wanting to add the letters of 1,036…

Books and Arts

15 February 2014 9:00 am

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Court

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Would madam care to take advantage of our Help to Buy scheme?’

Models

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Tea

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Good cat.’

Twitter

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Smoking

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Marcel — we need to talk!’

Marcel

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Sorry, darling, but I’ve decided you’re not genetically suitable to be part of a breeding programme, so I’m going to chop you up and feed you to the lions.’

Chop

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Ducks

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Spaceship in a bottle

Spaceship

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Let’s play doctors and health tourists.’

Doctors

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Cards

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Some of us feel that all these photographs of your children send out the wrong message.’

Family

15 February 2014 9:00 am