The Spectator

Vet

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Playing at soldiers

24 May 2014 9:00 am

The Cold War was won by 26 words contained within article five of the Treaty of Washington, which founded Nato…

Portrait of the week

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Home Demand for housing posed ‘the biggest risk to financial stability’ according to Mark Carney, the governor of the Bank…

Barometer

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Parliamentary privilege Some facts and figures about the European Parliament, according to the parliament: — The parliament annually costs €3.10…

‘Venus Anadyomene’, c.1520, by Titian,

Books and arts

24 May 2014 9:00 am

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‘Anyone sitting here?’

Rowing

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘These are distressed and these are just slightly upset.’

Jeans

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Fridge

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Breakfast in bed… freshly brewed coffee… and the morning-after pill. You really are the perfect boyfriend.’

Breakfast

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘My imaginary friend disagrees.’

Internet

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you crawled far?’

Chelsea

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Barlow

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘We want to settle down and have a housing crisis together.’

Housing

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Miro, Miro on the wall, who is the wealthiest one of all?’

Miro

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Train

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘As the plane took off, the transplant surgeon opened the ice box and realised that he’d left his heart in San Francisco.’

Heart

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘I know it’s tempting but can you please stop popping the damn stuff while you’re making it.’

Wrap

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘OK, but for identification purposes a trench coat and rolled-up copy of the Times would have been preferable.’

Id

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s fusion food — they mix cheap ingredients with sky-high prices.’

Fusion

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Makes you realise just how small and insignificant you are, doesn’t it?’

Insignificant

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Ah, that new baby smell — I’ve got some Chanel No. 5 here that can sort that out.’

Smell

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s a regular.’

Regular

24 May 2014 9:00 am

‘He soon tired of the porn. Now he watches property prices going through the roof.’

Prices

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Pool

24 May 2014 9:00 am

Gram

24 May 2014 9:00 am