The Spectator

‘Your trouble is you’re too selfie-centred.’

Selfie

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Couldn’t you just have said, “Sorry, mate, was that your pint? Here, let me get you another one.”?’

Sorry

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘My son? Oh, I’m afraid he’s no longer with us.’

Son

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘…and we believe that each of us has an angel that looks after us.’

Angel

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘No, it’s neck and neck. These are the spoilt ballots.’

Spoilt

2 May 2015 9:00 am

Dog

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘The gods are unfriending us on Facebook tonight.’

Facebook

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I preferred him when he just had a hammer.’

Thor

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s how my beautiful assistant would have wanted it.’

Graveyard

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I say, didn’t you used to be A.P. McCoy?’

McCoy

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘It’ll never last.’

Care home

2 May 2015 9:00 am

‘You can have one of my kitchens!’

Ed

2 May 2015 9:00 am

The right choice

30 April 2015 1:00 pm

Listen http://az592690.vo.msecnd.net/media/channels/viewfrom22/acasts/theelectionwhereeverybodyloses/ALL/ALL/ALL/viewfrom22-theelectionwhereeverybodyloses.mp3 When election day dawns, it’s worth bearing in mind that two million more people will be going to work…

Barometer

30 April 2015 1:00 pm

One-way stretch A study at Louisville University in Kentucky concluded that collisions are twice as likely in one-way streets as…

An empire for Islam

30 April 2015 1:00 pm

From ‘The Khalifate’, The Spectator, 1 May 1915: It seems that the Ottoman Empire is likely to crumble away, and in that…

Portrait of the week

30 April 2015 1:00 pm

Home The British economy grew by 0.3 per cent in the first quarter of 2015, the slowest quarterly growth for…

The other union

25 April 2015 9:00 am

The election campaign is becoming increasingly dominated by a small party whose raison d’être is to preach independence from membership…

Portrait of the week

25 April 2015 9:00 am

Home The prospect of a parliamentary alliance between Labour and the Scottish National Party injected an element of fear into…

Barometer

25 April 2015 9:00 am

Any answers? Nigel Farage accused the audience in the BBC opposition leaders’ debate of being left-wing. Need insulting an audience…

Florence weeps

25 April 2015 9:00 am

From ‘Soldiers of Italy’, The Spectator, 24 April 1915: It is winter in Florence. The sun shines, but snow lies low on Monte…

Letters

25 April 2015 9:00 am

Enemies within Sir: I thought Matthew Parris was typically incisive in his last column, but perhaps not quite as much…

‘The Great Duke after Lawrence’ by Michael Craig-Martin

Books and arts

25 April 2015 9:00 am

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‘The problems started when we both lost our smartphones and had to talk to each other.’

Smartphones

25 April 2015 9:00 am

‘You’re right — oil on canvas.’

Oil

25 April 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’

Earthlings

25 April 2015 9:00 am