Simon Barnes

Girl power

5 August 2017 9:00 am

England won the cricket World Cup for the fourth time. Huzzah! England reached the semi-finals of the European football championship.…

Game changers

15 July 2017 9:00 am

Have you been cheering for the excellent Johanna Konta at Wimbledon? Go, Jo! Or should that be Go, Yo? Johanna…

Andy’s ace

1 July 2017 9:00 am

Who will you cheer for if Andy Murray meets Roger Federer at Wimbledon? It’s not a straightforward question, at least…

Chez newts

3 June 2017 9:00 am

The dragon hung motionless above the surface of the earth, belly picked out in the colours of fire and a…

Side-saddle is sexy

14 April 2017 11:00 pm

These days there are more than 1,000 members of the Side Saddle Association. Well, of course there are. People go…

Little birds, big trouble

18 March 2017 9:00 am

A British military base is being used for a multi-million-quid criminal enterprise, possibly involving the Russian mafia — and Britain…

Save our stables!

28 January 2017 9:00 am

There are plans in place to tax horses out of British life. Proposed adjustments in business rates for non–residential properties…

A stroke of genius

14 January 2017 9:00 am

The picture had been chosen for its utterly gratuitous depiction of female beauty. It showed Justine Henin, the Belgian tennis…

Not cricket

7 January 2017 9:00 am

Sport is a serious matter. If you have any doubts on that score, shed them now, because this is to…

The medal machine

20 August 2016 9:00 am

Never forget Atlanta. Every time a British athlete wins a gold medal at the Olympic Games in Rio, remember the…

Olympic Notebook

13 August 2016 9:00 am

How strange it is to be watching the Olympic Games on television. No wonder people have such rum ideas of…

What wasps do for us

23 July 2016 9:00 am

Dom Perignon, Pimms, Carling Black Label, Coca-Cola — one’s as good as the other, so far as they’re concerned. Even…

Elephant in the room

4 June 2016 9:00 am

Burning stockpiles of ivory was meant to wipe out poaching. After nearly 30 years, is it working?

The fairytale factory

23 April 2016 9:00 am

Leicester City’s triumphs demonstrate once again sport’s capacity to replay archetypal stories

The brain-damage game

2 April 2016 9:00 am

In most sports, injuries happen when things go wrong. In boxing, they’re the ultimate goal. It isn’t right

In praise of PC

19 March 2016 9:00 am

Here’s another stock joke for your collection: Pembroke College, Cambridge, has cancelled a fancy dress party themed on Around the…

Of geese and men

5 March 2016 9:00 am

They’re noisy, filthy, scary – and glorious. No wonder we have such complicated feelings about them

The song of the whales

13 February 2016 9:00 am

How humanity learned to love them – and what we learned about ourselves in the process

Novak Djokovic, the world number one, said that he turned down US$220,000 to throw a match. (Photo: Getty)

Game over

30 January 2016 9:00 am

If sport loses the public’s faith – and it’s starting to – then all its power and glory will fade

The wings of winter

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Our harsh December days are a temperate escape for some gorgeous birds

Through terror and scandal, the joy of sport endures

21 November 2015 9:00 am

Through terror and scandal, it endures

How to save the hedgehog

3 October 2015 8:00 am

Mrs Tiggywinkle’s in deep trouble. But your garden could help

Our drugs cheat

19 September 2015 8:00 am

Do you want to see Paula Radcliffe’s blood? If so, you’re not alone. Radcliffe, three-time winner of the London Marathon…

Pink horns and poison

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Can anything protect the rhino from rapacious human stupidity?

Best of enemies

15 August 2015 9:00 am

Why nothing in sport beats thrashing the Aussies at cricket