Mark Wood

My Celly Well

Mark Wood 14 November 2026 9:00 am

‘We’ll always have what’s left of Paris.’

Mark Wood 31 October 2026 9:00 am

‘Hell gave us early release.’

Mark Wood 10 October 2026 9:00 am

‘Buy another coffee? You’ll price me out of working here.’

Mark Wood 10 October 2026 9:00 am

‘You’re wasting your time, they’ve got a doorbell camera.’

Mark Wood 3 October 2026 9:00 am

‘When it comes to babysitting, I think I’d prefer we had a grandchild.’

Mark Wood 5 September 2026 9:00 am

‘Every influencer with a large following has a book in them.’

Mark Wood 5 September 2026 9:00 am

Back to school phone detox

Mark Wood 29 August 2026 9:00 am

Sunday service

Mark Wood 22 August 2026 9:00 am

‘A summer garden of colour – every different shade of brown.’

Mark Wood 22 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Could I kindly ask you to leave – you’re affecting my mental health.’

Mark Wood 15 August 2026 9:00 am

I don’t see why plagiarism is such a big deal

Mark Wood 15 August 2026 9:00 am

‘Do you sell “water” water?’

Mark Wood 8 August 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m visiting my grandchildren – they don’t get out much.’

Mark Wood 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘I haven’t got a car. Can you water my lawn?’

Mark Wood 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘We think you should know before it gets serious that our lives are too busy for grandchildren.’

Mark Wood 25 July 2026 9:00 am

Village fête

Mark Wood 18 July 2026 9:00 am

‘There’s nothing to fear but fear itself, and Ed Miliband as chancellor.’

Mark Wood 4 July 2026 9:00 am

‘To afford one we’ll have to keep working.’

Mark Wood 27 June 2026 9:00 am

This is nice for a change. It’s not often we eat out these days.

Mark Wood 20 June 2026 9:00 am

‘As one door closes, another opens.’

Mark Wood 6 June 2026 9:00 am

Tap to tip

Mark Wood 30 May 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s such a precious time. Their triggers are so simple at that age.’

Mark Wood 30 May 2026 9:00 am

The AI review of the book I used AI to write is fantastic

Mark Wood 30 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I just heard back from that job – after multiple interviews, I fell at the fourth fence.’

Mark Wood 23 May 2026 9:00 am

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