Mark Mason

She knows who’s next

The perfect pub

10 September 2015 1:00 pm

Whenever one of those news stories appears about how many pubs have been forced to close in the last year,…

Selling power: a Spitting Image Thatcher puppet

Political memorabilia

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

My first reaction on hearing of Margaret Thatcher’s death in 2013 was: ‘Great — now my autograph from her will…

Would he rather have had the money?

Father’s Day

4 June 2015 1:00 pm

No man ever watched a £20 note flutter from an opened Father’s Day card and thought: ‘How disappointing — not enough…

The writing on the wall: some of the well-preserved hieroglyphs at Karnak

Egypt

2 April 2015 2:00 pm

Egypt’s revolution of 2011 didn’t just get rid of President Mubarak: it did a pretty good job of clearing out…

Comfort in melancholy

3 October 2013 1:00 pm

Geoff Nicholson is the Maharajah of Melancholy. The quality was there in his novels, it was there in his non-fiction…

Ruin near Kelso, Mojave Desert, California

Comfort in melancholy

3 October 2013 1:00 pm

Geoff Nicholson is the Maharajah of Melancholy. The quality was there in his novels, it was there in his non-fiction…

Look back in laughter

26 September 2013 1:00 pm

Britain is still an essentially Victorian country (see Daily Mail for details). So it’s no surprise that we keep returning…

Look back in laughter

26 September 2013 1:00 pm

Britain is still an essentially Victorian country (see Daily Mail for details). So it’s no surprise that we keep returning…

A wicket way with words

11 July 2013 1:00 pm

We were never going to get ‘come to the party’ or ‘a hundred and ten per cent’ from The Authors…

A wicket way with words

11 July 2013 1:00 pm

We were never going to get ‘come to the party’ or ‘a hundred and ten per cent’ from The Authors…

Reasons to be angry

20 June 2013 1:00 pm

As a teenager in the 1980s I liked Jimmy Connors. This meant parking my not inconsiderable jealousy that he’d once…

On the snail trail

4 April 2013 2:00 pm

Snails are supposed to hate eggshells. Not the ones in Ruth Brooks’s garden. They clamber over the barrier as though…

On the snail trail

4 April 2013 2:00 pm

Snails are supposed to hate eggshells. Not the ones in Ruth Brooks’s garden. They clamber over the barrier as though…

Down to a T

31 January 2013 2:00 pm

There are normally three problems with reviews of books which, like This is the Way by Gavin Corbett (Fourth Estate,…

Down to a T

31 January 2013 2:00 pm

There are normally three problems with reviews of books which, like This is the Way by Gavin Corbett (Fourth Estate,…

Knowing your onions

11 January 2013 4:00 am

Having fried your leeks in butter, form them into a poultice and apply it to your backside. No, not Heston…

Knowing your onions

11 January 2013 4:00 am

Having fried your leeks in butter, form them into a poultice and apply it to your backside. No, not Heston…

Rock solid

13 December 2012 2:00 am

Rod Stewart once tried to convince his mother that he had made a lot of money, and wanted to buy…

Sebastian Coe

Classic Coe

29 November 2012 2:00 pm

You sense that writing Seb Coe: The Autobiography (Hodder, £20) must have been a pleasurable task for the Lord of…

Our national obsession

13 September 2012 11:12 pm

If Britain is serious about this Olympic legacy thing, we should get ‘talking about the weather’ added to the list…

Bookends: Down on the farm

10 March 2012 11:00 am

Can we please have an inquiry into why already talented people are allowed to go off and be brilliant at…

Bookends: A metropolitan menagerie

17 December 2011 11:00 am

London has always loved its animals. James I kept elephants in St James’s Park (allowed a gallon of wine per…

Bookends: Circling the Square Mile

22 October 2011 11:00 am

You want the two-word review of this new book about the City? ‘London porn.’ For those of you with more…

Bookends

17 September 2011 10:00 am

One day in the late 17th century, goes the legend, a French monk named Pierre called out to his colleagues:…

Bookends

27 August 2011 10:00 am

‘Owl?’ said Pooh. ‘What’s a biography?’ ‘A biography,’ replied Owl, ‘is an Important Book. Such as an Interested Person might…