Grizelda

‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’

Grizelda 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Look at the migration figures!’

Grizelda 24 January 2026 9:00 am

Opinion poll

Grizelda 24 January 2026 9:00 am

‘You were the future once.’

Grizelda 17 January 2026 9:00 am

I’m afraid he’s a young white male

Grizelda 17 January 2026 9:00 am

Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage

Grizelda 10 January 2026 9:00 am

Oh no! They’ve noticed that I’ve quietly removed my pronouns from my bio

Grizelda 3 January 2026 9:00 am

I voted Labour too

Grizelda 3 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’

Grizelda 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘You haven’t dressed your dog.’

Grizelda 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!

Grizelda 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’

Grizelda 6 December 2025 9:00 am

‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’

Grizelda 6 December 2025 9:00 am

‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’

Grizelda 29 November 2025 9:00 am

‘When I say she’s problematic, I mean she has very ordinary views on things.’

Grizelda 22 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’

Grizelda 15 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’

Grizelda 8 November 2025 9:00 am

According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood

Grizelda 8 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’

Grizelda 1 November 2025 9:00 am

No – you can’t get a dog

Grizelda 1 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’

Grizelda 25 October 2025 9:00 am

I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.

Grizelda 18 October 2025 9:00 am

‘Could you turn this into bad news, please?’

Grizelda 18 October 2025 9:00 am

They were so benign when they were first introduced.

Grizelda 4 October 2025 9:00 am

‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’

Grizelda 27 September 2025 9:00 am

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