Geoff Thompson

Oust

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I have a fear of frying.’

Frying

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘The exits are here, here, here…’

Exits

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

Books

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘At last, one that’s just right.’

Just right

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

Mother reading to her child at bedtime, a book called 'Room on the broom' which shows a witch on the cover" ‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’

Storytime

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m getting smoky tones...’

Wine

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘She says, have you fixed the bathroom door yet?’

Bathroom door

12 April 2018 1:00 pm

Solo

5 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s unforgivable — getting caught.’

Balls

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

Bannister

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’

UKIP

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I see Rees-Mogg is in.’

Rees

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

USKIP

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

The end is nigh

18 January 2018 3:00 pm

Promotion

13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘Of course, that’s the seasonally adjusted figure.’

Scales

13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘He has 75 different words for snow!’

Snow XXX

13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘No, I’m afraid we don’t do divorce kits.’

Divorce

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘How much do you think we’d have to pay if we asked to leave?’

Pay to leave

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Excellent work. You’re in danger of bringing this government into repute!’

Prime Minister

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘He was so manipulative, and I can’t tell you where he put his hands.’

Puppet

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

House of come ons

2 November 2017 3:00 pm

Literary feud

26 October 2017 2:00 pm

Collapse

26 October 2017 2:00 pm