Prince Charming is cancelled
The only strikes I really enjoy are actors’ strikes. Teachers’ strikes leave me cold. Train strikes get me into a…
Hell is the Ulez hotline
‘Only boring people get bored’ is what we were all told as children. What we were not warned about was…
Why should Vikings be diverse?
I don’t always watch ‘Strongest Viking’ competitions on cable. But the other day I was channel-hopping and became mesmerised by…
Was I right about Iraq?
Back in March there was a glut of pieces about the 2003 Iraq war. The 20th anniversary seemed to much…
Canada’s assisted dying horror story
My favourite Martin Amis novel was his 1991 book Time’s Arrow. It is a pyrotechnically brilliant work in which all…
Daniel Korski and the lives of others
The news has been coming so thick and fast of late that every week there are dozens of stories we…
French racism is not the problem
Last week we learned that a woman in a park in Skegness was dragged into the bushes and raped by…
Joe Biden is not OK
One of the most reliable standards in international comedy has long been the outstanding ineloquence of American politicians. In this…
The diversity trap
If anyone reading this ever bought shares in the diversity racket, then I would suggest you start dumping them now.…
It’s been a bad week for former political leaders
The week of the three downfalls has been an interesting one. Boris Johnson resigning from parliament, Donald Trump going to…
The inversion of history
It is 18 years since the last Colditz drama on British television, which apparently means we need a new one.…
The strange obsession with Phillip Schofield
As I have noted before, there is always another circle. I thought that last week’s scandal (originally entitled ‘Suellagate’ or…
There is such thing as a stupid question
Some people seem to make a career of being ashamed (or at least claiming to be ashamed) of their country.…
How to fake it till you make it
Not to sound too much like Kamala Harris during one of her peregrinations on the nature of time, but the…
Daniel Penny and the problem with have-a-go heroes
I have always liked the phrase ‘have-a-go hero’. It sums up a certain type of person who can emerge from…
The cost of mass migration
Way back in the long distant 1990s, net migration into this country used to be in the tens of thousands…
The pathology of anti-Semitism
One of the best ways to work out that somebody has not thought deeply about anti-Semitism is if they say…
Ireland’s violent men of peace
It was from the Northern Ireland conflict that I first learned how language – like everything else – can be…
In defence of Picasso
‘Well, they can’t cancel Picasso.’ That was my optimistic take some months ago when a friend in the art world…
Is the English countryside racist?
I don’t know what your plans are for Easter. Mine generally include a nice walk in the English countryside. There…
Our poor deluded MPs
They say that death and taxes are the only certainties in life. But I would add a couple more things…
The joke is on America
I was brought up on Dan Quayle jokes. You know the ones – like the gag that the then vice-president…
The overuse and abuse of ‘fascism’
I would be very happy if I never had to hear the name Gary Lineker again. He was a vague…
Jonathan Coad and British TV’s most catastrophic interview
‘Coad. Coad.’ I wracked my brain. Distant bells began to tinkle as I turned the name over. As though performing…
Thomas Jefferson and the death of wisdom
In recent weeks I have been trying out a mental exercise. Perhaps you might join me? Cast your mind back…
