Bernie

‘That’s “hostess” if you don’t mind!’

Hostess

Bernie 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘You must try the Bitcoin diet – I lost a thousand pounds in a day!’

Bitcoin Diet

Bernie 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ll certainly pass on your concerns about plastic packaging, Sir.’

Octopus

Bernie 18 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Not eye of newt and toe of bat again!’

Witch

Bernie 4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you think he’ll know it’s second-hand?’

Bike

Bernie 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

Surprise

Bernie 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

Porn

Bernie 7 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘You may as well get the Christmas decorations while you’re up there Dorian.’

Dorian

Bernie 30 November 2017 3:00 pm

Peelers

Bernie 23 November 2017 3:00 pm

Sleep

Bernie 16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘When I’m gone don’t let the bastards write a musical about my life and work.’

When I’m gone!

Bernie 9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘My client was born bad but he now identifies as good.’

Court

Bernie 2 November 2017 3:00 pm

Sexuality

Bernie 26 October 2017 2:00 pm

Menus

Bernie 19 October 2017 2:00 pm

‘It was a nightmare — we had to fly Ryanair!’

flights

Bernie 5 October 2017 2:00 pm

‘I’m confused — are we against debt, or enthusiastically for it?’

Labour

Bernie 28 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s been pretty quiet.’

Aid

Bernie 14 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘She’ll not get child benefit for a third.’

Kids

Bernie 7 September 2017 1:00 pm

Beach

Bernie 31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I hear tensions are running pretty high in Cromer tonight.’

Seoul

Bernie 24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Bridge

Bernie 17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Pesticide

Bernie 17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Waiting room

Bernie 10 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m confused about other people’s sexuality.’

Sexuality

Bernie 10 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your mother says you’ve been watching that fire long enough.’

Kids

Bernie 10 August 2017 1:00 pm

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