Bernie

‘What sexuality is your sandwich?’

Lunch

Bernie 9 May 2019 1:00 pm

50 Acre wood

Bernie 2 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘You won’t mind walking to school then…’

Walk

Bernie 25 April 2019 1:00 pm

Ayes

Bernie 25 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘What would you recommend with the all-day breakfast?’

Wine

Bernie 17 April 2019 1:00 pm

Uncertainty

Bernie 11 April 2019 1:00 pm

TV

Bernie 4 April 2019 2:00 pm

‘Philip, I’ve had an idea...’

Naked

Bernie 4 April 2019 2:00 pm

‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’

Train cancelled

Bernie 7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Dinner

Bernie 7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I don’t like the look of that chandelier.’

Only fools

Bernie 28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’

TV

Bernie 28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, it won’t be long now until nothing happens again.’

Brexit news

Bernie 21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘My strategy is to go on losing until you come to your senses.’

Ladbrokes

Bernie 21 February 2019 3:00 pm

Horse Flu

Bernie 16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I want to stockpile and she wants to declutter.’

Relate

Bernie 7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I seek peace, enlightenment and an alterative to the backstop.’

Peace

Bernie 7 February 2019 3:00 pm

Blindfold

Bernie 24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I can’t go on — the pain is too great.’

Murray

Bernie 17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’

Go vegan

Bernie 10 January 2019 3:00 pm

Brexit means

Bernie 3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Talk

Bernie 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘We can get them all online.’

Online

Bernie 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’

Summer

Bernie 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘If we knew the full details of Christmas, we might be inclined to vote for it.’

Turkeys

Bernie 6 December 2018 3:00 pm

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