Somewhat unfairly (the actual median age of residents is 45) the East Sussex coastal resort of Eastbourne is known as ‘God’s waiting room’ because of the high number of old people who live in Britain’s sunniest town.

Although Eastbourne’s reputation as a paradise for retirees may be overblown, it can’t be denied that the town is quieter and more sedate than the raucous youth culture pervading its coastal neighbours Brighton and Hastings.