As most readers would no doubt have been made aware, later this month the City of Monash had planned to host a ‘Drag Story Time’ event at a local library in celebration of IDAHOBIT Day.

For all the benighted cretins out there, IDAHOBIT Day is, of course, the International Day against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia, and to celebrate the occasion men in drag had planned to read, among other things, She’s My Dad! to the urbane three-year-olds of Oakleigh – a suburb previously best known for its Greek and Chinese restaurants, and food malls you could smoke in.