No, you’re not imagining it. This week has been freezing cold. Either the federal election magically changed the climate overnight through the power of ‘virtue’ – or it’s Winter…

I suggested earlier that we attach little carbon-trackers to each member of Labor, the Greens, Teals, and Liberal moderates so that we can rank them in order of hypocrisy as they hop on private jets, chomp through steaks, and zip around in SUVs.