The suspension of English cricketer Ollie Robinson for poor form – not on the field but on Twitter — should fill Australians with hope that we can win this year’s Ashes series, regardless of how our players perform. 

Thanks to cancel culture, our opponents can be easily dismissed without a single ball being bowled.

We don’t need fast bowler Pat Cummins to take a wicket or spinner Nathan Lyon to even roll his arm over when the English team tours.

Cricket’s ultimate prize can be won by a non-athletic social justice warrior hiding in the musty darkness of the MCG (Mother’s car garage)...