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The gloves are off with the Brothers Turnthetapoff upstairs

No more neurotic menopausal fruitcake; it’s time to unleash my difficult side

30 April 2016

9:00 AM

30 April 2016

9:00 AM

The gloves are off in my battle with the two brothers who live in the flat upstairs. They have just socked me a brutal left hook. And so no more am I going to be the neurotic, menopausal fruitcake downstairs. From now on I am going to unleash my difficult side.

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