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I swear this is the last Marvel film I see: Captain America reviewed

I’m genuinely perplexed as to how people think this movie has emotional depth

30 April 2016

9:00 AM

30 April 2016

9:00 AM

Captain America: Civil War

12A, Nationwide

Captain America: Civil War is the 897th instalment — or something like it — in the Marvel comic franchise. This time round, the superheroes take sides, with the marketing asking if you’re #TeamCap or #TeamIronMan but not if you’re #TeamNeither, as would be most useful in my case. I swear this is the last Marvel film I will see as I never get anything out of them and whatever I say only sets the fans against me, which is not what you want at my age.

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