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Low life

The only one who set a bad example on the high seas was Taki

But he redeemed himself with a masterclass in the art of chatting up

12 September 2015

9:00 AM

12 September 2015

9:00 AM

There is something repulsive about the sea, especially when seen from the altitude of the upper decks of a monstrous floating pleasure palace where all intimacy with it, including the sound and the smell, is lost. On the inaugural Spectator Mediterranean cruise I paid attention to the sea but rarely, and usually when speed walking along one of the upper decks in a dinner jacket and bow tie, and late for something, and wondering where the hell I was supposed to be going.

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