Volvo
A festive rapprochement with the ex-builder boyfriend
1 January. Rooms left in house to decorate: 1 (only the attic, therefore doesn’t count).Walls plastered by self with no…
Real life
Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…
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A crazy woman is living inside my head. It’s not just the normal crazy woman who camps out there from…
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‘Well,’ said my gay lawyer friend Stephen as I pulled over to drop him off at Sloane Square Tube, ‘it’s…
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‘And for my next trick,’ said the Volvo, as I parked at the supermarket and pulled the handle of the…
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The mechanic hooked the Volvo up to his special laptop. He had kindly offered to come to me in order…
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‘Can I go and play with Twiggy?’ If dogs could talk, this is what my spaniel Cydney would be saying…
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The Volvo has turned into a monster. It always did have a mind of its own. Fellow owners warned me…
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You know you’re in bad shape when you need to make a list before you go to the GP. Admittedly,…
