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The Volkswagen Passat was parked next to my field gate, sticking out into the lane, blocking larger vehicles from getting…
Melissa Kite: Could I live without an MRI scan of my head?
Reluctantly, I decided I would have to throw away the MRI scan of my head. I’ve hung on to it…
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Andy the tech guy looked delighted when I told him I had done the stupidest thing ever. He is one…
Real life
You can’t always get what you want. And you can never get what you want if you want a phone…
Blackberry fool
To survive as a technophobe in the 21st century, you must depend on the kindness of strangers
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‘How often do you de-frag this?’ said the Good Geek in the phone shop. I had gone in finally to…
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Just the three resolutions for me. I am keeping it simple. Number one: no more boyfriends. The definition of insanity…













