Cartoon

‘Would you mind harassing me? I need to claim compensation.’

Compensation

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Police

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Look, someone drowning...Film it.’

Drowning

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Hayleys

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s me, I’ll be a bit late — I’ve been asked to hold forth.’

Forth

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Soon there won’t be enough little people to pay taxes.’

Taxes

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘How long are you going to let him invade my personal space like this?’

Boxing

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘All the test specimens are here, except the wasp’

Wasp

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I don’t care where you heard it from, you’re not to call Grannie “bitch” again’

Granny

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’

Career

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Magazines

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’

Fast

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you tried blaming immigration for your problems?’

Immigration

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Election

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s the damned poets, sir — day and night.’

Poets

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Can I have five quid?’

Library

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Is that trembling with delight — or fracking?’

Fracking

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Dear Bono…’

Bono

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Are you sure about this? Most hens opt for a natural birth.’

Hen

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Meet the trouble and Steiff.’

Steiff

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘What? Everyone else works on the train.’

Train

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Selfie

31 May 2014 9:00 am

The seven-league stilettos

Stilettos

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Those protestors are ruining the skyline.’

Skyline

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘They got bigger boats and widened the tunnels.’

Tunnel

31 May 2014 9:00 am