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‘The radiator leaks, the gearbox is about to go and the suspension is on its last legs’

Honest

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘If only they’d been phone-hacked.’

Hacking

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I just worry about the extent of jihadi infiltration.’

School

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve discovered this absolutely divine little food bank off the high street…’

Divine

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Sales

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Under the new rules, you’re entitled to nothing for something.’

Jobcentre

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘…and he’s my accountant.’

Accountant

5 July 2014 9:00 am

House

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Money

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Could I borrow some slug pellets, please?’

Pellets

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey, man...Mercedes bends.’

Mercedes

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Such a relief to get away from the office.’

Away

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Well, how else are we supposed to know if it’s the right bed for us?’

Bed

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘He loves watching Wimbledon.’

Wimbledon

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Glass

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Barbie

28 June 2014 9:00 am

Passport

28 June 2014 9:00 am

Tattoo

28 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Apparently it’s a standard investment portfolio for someone like me with little City experience.’

Junk

28 June 2014 9:00 am

Sunni

28 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Too much cloak, not enough dagger.’

Agent

28 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Great news! None of us are poor.’

Poverty

28 June 2014 9:00 am

Alice

28 June 2014 9:00 am

Watch

28 June 2014 9:00 am

A fun-sized meal for youngsters

Meal

28 June 2014 9:00 am