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Business

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘When you said “The Ring”, I thought you meant Wagner.’

Ring

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I can’t stand her “more vintage than thou” attitude.’

Vintage

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he’s never seen “Iron Man”.’

Birthday

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘It doesn’t matter that he can’t talk now that he’s texting me.’

Text

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I am getting definite blackcurrant notes.’

Ribena

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘What an amazing spectacle! Cyclists not on the pavement!’

Tour

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Not another old episode of Jihad’s Army?!’

Tv

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Modern audiences don’t just sit and watch — we interact and post live comments.’

Globe

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Cow

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ll say this for heather, it’s very moorish.’

Pheasants

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Does sir dress to the left or to the right?’

Tshirts

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Bins

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘We have recently changed our intern selection process. Could you now please place the baby rabbit you’re holding on to your heads.’

Intern

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Remind me again how poor we want them to be…’

Poverty

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Now, where did I put my glasses?’

Glasses

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘We had to use the naughty step — she maxed out her credit card again.’

Step

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘An impressive CV and confident interview — all rather let down by your inability to adjust your chair.’

Cv

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Picasso

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Shelfies

Shelfies

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Selfie

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Weight

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Thank God, you’re just my wife’s lover. I thought you were the Inland Revenue!’

Cupboard

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Lunch

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I was like, yay!’

Speech

12 July 2014 9:00 am