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‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’

Tribe

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’

Stonehenge

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s from Doctors without Borders.’

Borders

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Balmoral

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘It’ll create thousands of jobs for constitutional experts.’

Yes

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Gin

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Am I back in the Middle Ages or in the present day?’

Tardis

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I mean, for goodness sake! What is wrong with these people?’

Doc

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘But I thought he was from YOUR previous marriage.’

Previous

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Boot

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Madame Trierweiler’s book? I’m afraid we’ve just sold out.’

Book

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Tunnel

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘You do realise we’re the only ones in this household on private healthcare.’

Medicine

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Your Excellency, Monsieur Fabergé called by and wanted to know if you’re going to pay his overdue bill.’

Eggs

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s out. Try his avatar’

Avatar

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘But — and it’s a very big but.’

But

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m sure your status as Monarch of the Glen won’t be affected.’

Monarch

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I reckon you’ve double-booked ’ere, mate.’

Booked

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Idiots

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Newton discovers charity

Newton

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Football

6 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve seen better passwords.’

Nude

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Witness

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Beach

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Island

6 September 2014 9:00 am