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‘OK, I’ll do something about my snoring if you agree to sleep with your mouth closed.’

Teeth

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Can we stop being a hard-working family now?’

Hard-working

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

Speech

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

Postcode

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

Flash

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

Tie

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

Saudi

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

Porn

The Spectator 31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘This area has recently moved from being a dump to being an expensive dump.’

Gentrification

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

Desert island

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

NHS

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Under present circumstances, a handful of beans for a dairy cow seems like a bargain, Jack.’

Beans

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘I know my expectations of heaven shouldn’t have been so high but this is ridiculous..’

Heaven

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘We thought about a conservatory but decided this would add more value to the property.’

Property

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Dad, what’s a pencil?’

Pencil

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘So can I put you down as holding us in slightly less contempt than the others, then?’

Down

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘You may now sext the bride.’

Bride

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘OK, gentlemen, enough beard envy.’

Beard

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘So, that’s bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo. And for you, Sir?’

Bamboo

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘No, this is flocking. Stampeding is on the 29th floor.’

Flocking

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

Spartacus

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve heard of Hilary Mantel – but who is this Henry VIII?’

Wolf hall

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

Miliband

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Isn’t that nice? It’s a gift from the Jehovah’s Witnesses to apologise for being so annoying and pushy earlier today.’

Trojan horse

The Spectator 24 January 2015 9:00 am

Marine

The Spectator 17 January 2015 9:00 am

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