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Glencoe

14 February 2015 9:00 am

‘They used to hit each other, now they just Snapchat.’

Snapchat

14 February 2015 9:00 am

‘I expect they’ll turn him into lasagne.’

Horses

14 February 2015 9:00 am

‘So what do young people do after sex — now that none of you smoke?

After sex

7 February 2015 9:00 am

Plug

7 February 2015 9:00 am

Box room

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh no! It’s a greens surge.’

Greens

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘They should weaponise defence.’

Defence

7 February 2015 9:00 am

Park

7 February 2015 9:00 am

Spoon

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘With a severe weather warning in place for temperatures as high as plus one…’

Snowman

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s like Clarence House — a bit dull and far too expensive.’

Wolf Hall

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘You don’t look old enough to be a rock star.’

Rockstar

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘We’re celebrating our first million in sales with electronic cigars and electronic champagne.’

E-cig

7 February 2015 9:00 am

Tunnel

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘The thighs follow you around the room.’

Rubens

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘Well, if you won’t make lifestyle changes, could you hurry up and die?’

NHS

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘Great app! It shows you the pavement ahead, so you can see where you’re going.’

Pavement

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh dear! The vicar’s been radicalised.’

Vicar

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘This is on my list of places to see before you die.’

Cows

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Not now — it’s The Archers.’

Archers

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘The Greeks have a word for it.’

Greeks

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Of course, she won’t be paid as much as a male bishop.’

Bishop

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Now does anyone here speak doctor?’

Doctor

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Tickets

31 January 2015 9:00 am