Cartoon

Tat

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Excalibore

Bore

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’

Granny

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Greek

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Mob

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Witch

28 March 2015 9:00 am

MP

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘How are you getting on with your new 3D printer, dear?’

3d

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘We wanted them to have contemporary names — this is Omg and Lol.’

OMG

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘I had a feeling it might be a silly idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.’

Wall

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Devil

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Bore

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Phone

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘Excuse the mess — we’ve had the decorators in.’

Easter

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘He objected to Richard III’s funeral arrangements.’

Malmsey

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Scottish Highlander backpack

Scottish backpack

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s so unfair! All my friends are going to Syria. You won’t let me do anything!’

Unfair

21 March 2015 9:00 am

Law

21 March 2015 9:00 am

Tattoo

21 March 2015 9:00 am

‘You’ll love this place, it’s a dump.’

Dump

21 March 2015 9:00 am

‘They say we might get more interest from England if we rename it Cyclone Clarkson.’

Clarkson

21 March 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m worried this plain packaging will put people off cocaine.’

Drugs

21 March 2015 9:00 am

Benefits

21 March 2015 9:00 am

Cows that produce long-life milk

Cow

21 March 2015 9:00 am

‘They all come over here claiming child benefit.’

Dolls

21 March 2015 9:00 am