Cartoon

‘When I was your age we had to make our own porn.’

Porn

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Line

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Mosquito

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‘They seemed to drink all the time in those days.’

Mad men

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‘I don’t like the look of this.’

Goliath

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‘It’s a horde of Anglo-Saxon coins.’

Coins

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Why, gentlemen, contrary to popular belief…’

Cooks

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‘It’s been in my possession ever since I mugged the little old lady queuing up with it outside.’

AR

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‘I hate it when he uses emoticons.’

Emoticons

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Stork

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Windows

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‘You forgot to put the cocks forward.’

Cock crow

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Barry

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‘I’ve left the children to their own devices.’

Children

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‘I unwrapped the packaging and it was empty.’

Easter egg

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‘In the old days he used to talk to me.’

Spider letter

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Fish

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‘It’s about this normally sized boy at a school full of weirdly thin people.’

Bunter

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‘It’s the latest must-nick phone.’

Phone

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‘Kids today don’t know the meaning of the word “serene”.’

Serene

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‘I’m old money.’

Begging

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Open sesame

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‘Were you looking for sun and relaxation or just killing people?’

Travel agent

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‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’

Hulahoop

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‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’

Phone

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