Cartoon

‘And stop calling me Nicola.’

Nicola

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Will you switch off that damn medical programme!’

Medical

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s from the BBC, they say we need a licence for our sett.’

Badgers

30 May 2015 9:00 am

Newsreader

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘And is there a Mrs Whippy?’

Whippy

30 May 2015 9:00 am

Confessional

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Isn’t it time you went out and got yourself a proper nose job?’

Nosejob

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘You’re supposed to be horrified to see me, not ask for a selfie.’

Wake

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh dear, didn’t you bring your phone…?’

Dinner party

23 May 2015 9:00 am

Front garden

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve come out of the closet.’

Lion

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Let’s become a do tank!’

Think tank

23 May 2015 9:00 am

Selfie stick insect

Stick insect

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘No, darling — it’s for filling with sand, not rattling at people for money.’

Bucket

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘The pack would like to talk to you about your new friend, son.’

Son

23 May 2015 9:00 am

Trafficking

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Martin’s mindfulness classes have taught him to be aware of what’s going on in his body.’

Red wine

23 May 2015 9:00 am

Bird

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Wealth

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid you made yourself deliberately unelectable.’

Jobcentre

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Room

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Crested, yes, and he’s definitely a newt. But great?’

Pond

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Mother

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s health and safety gone mad.’

Health and safety

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘...not so impressive now we’ve got 3D printer technology.’

3D

16 May 2015 9:00 am