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Woad rage

Woad rage

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you have one that’s much more feminine?

Card shop

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Wow! I can’t believe we’re meeting the actual tooth fairy.’

Elephants

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Optician

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘…and she leaves behind 30,000 Twitter followers.’

Funeral

6 June 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s one of those traditional villages where the locals are all from Hampstead.’

Hampstead

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Whips office

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Jenga

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Travel Agent

6 June 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s aimed at the aspirational poor.’

Poor

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Couple

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Paintwatch

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Breakfast table

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Fifa

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Sepp

6 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Who cares what it is? I want one!’

Wheel

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Hieroglyph

6 June 2015 9:00 am

‘You can put your hands down, I’m just taking a photograph.’

Aliens

30 May 2015 9:00 am

Labour

30 May 2015 9:00 am

Countryside

30 May 2015 9:00 am

Letting agent

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘When you told me you wanted your day in court…’

Wigs

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘A second opinion? OK, here it is: you’re still going to die.’

Doctor

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I want to be a train driver when I grow up — depending on the pay and conditions.’

Pay

30 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m doing security for them — I need the money.’

Security

30 May 2015 9:00 am