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Door sign

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Diary

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Relate

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Relationship issues… family issues… sexual issues… financial issues… alcohol issues… personality issues… There! Now you know everyone.’

Relationships

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Lifeguard

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I don’t know how he is, we haven’t talked since the wraparound telly arrived.’

Telly

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Migrant

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘And he went down on bended knee-protector — and proposed.’

Health & Safety

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Train

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Bouncy

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Security

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I hear there’s £12 billion knocking around somewhere.’

Benefits office

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s a nightmare living in a place while you do it up.’

Snails

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve brought euros, drachmas, and a casefull of brightly coloured beads.’

Greece

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m not sure that shade is right for you — let’s try something a bit more subtle.’

Baboon

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I blame all those puffs of white smoke.’

Newspaper

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m upper class, but I’m immensely proud of my upper-middle-class roots.’

Coffee

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Robot

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve had such fun paying off our children’s and grandchildren’s debts!’

Party

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘You say art. I say graffiti.’

Cave

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Dude, this is better than heaven — it’s the Cloud.’

The Cloud

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Relate

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Our vicar’s a terrible name dropper.’

Names

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Dogs

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Jam

27 June 2015 9:00 am