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‘It’s shocking how the Garrick Club treats women. I think I’ll join.’

Club

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘We’re having to compete with the Tesco superstore.’

Hymn

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Mine has a terrible battery life.’

Battery

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Languages

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Expansion

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve no idea, I’ve never loaded a dishwasher.’

Dishwasher

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘The new political will to bomb Syria leaves us with a few minor logistical problems.’

MOD

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Dignitas

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Witch

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘You are being held in a queue. Please wait and you will be able to hear the sea shortly.’

Shell

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Bonsai

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘White wine cancelling red wine refers to stains, not breathalysers.’

Wine

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Living room

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Chancellor

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘A table for this evening? Sorry, we’re not looking that far ahead.’

Greek

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘There, does that help?’

Begging

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s no lady’

Lady

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Gym

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Dracula

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Bears

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘According to the tests, your cholesterol level is way off the scale.’

Doctor

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘She punched a hole when anyone compared her to Henry Moore.’

Hepworth

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Betting

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Greek myths revisited: Atlas holds up the world

Myth

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m initiating Wifexit.’

Couple

11 July 2015 9:00 am