Cartoon

‘Dad, Dad — I’m homophobic.’

Dad

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I love the work you pass off as yours.’

Pass

1 August 2015 9:00 am

Report

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘He’s the last Frenchman to win the Tour de France — taken from the original Daguerreotype.’

Picture

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Some embarrassing photos have emerged of us with a peer of the realm.’

Lamppost

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Giving people money is very popular with people we give money to.’

Graph

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Three units of pinot grigio, Max.’

Bar

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Are you sure you want to join the Labour party?’

Fight

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s cheating!’

Ashley Madison

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Then Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy uploaded the footage of their adventure to YouTube…’

Reading

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Feeding

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘He spends so much time watching cookery programmes, gardening programmes, home improvement programme — nothing gets done around here!’

Programmes

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘They’re going on a school exchange with three girls from London.’

Exchange

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s enough homework — dinner’s ready.’

Sofa

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Ears

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’

Noticed

25 July 2015 9:00 am

ATM

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Wall

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘As you can see, Graham has been working closely with the food and drinks industry.’

Lobbying

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Mein Gott! Is the Führer really doing a royal wave?’

Rally

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘To conceal your identity, we’re making you leader of the Liberal Democrat party.’

Witness protection

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Garden

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Carp

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Boomerang

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Is there anyone here selling ketamine?’

Ketamin

18 July 2015 9:00 am