Cartoon

‘We have a long and proud history of moaning about immigration.’

Bar

12 September 2015 9:00 am

It’s depressing — people just don’t take our work seriously.’

Depressing

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s so refreshing to meet someone who died of natural causes.’

Natural

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You’re sure this is a good idea?’

Viking

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Congratulations on becoming the longest-serving monarch-in-waiting!’

Queen

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Beauty

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘He’s so cute when he waves his baton.’

Baton

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Cinderella

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Street

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Groping or non-groping?’

Train

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Guns

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s OK, he’s pissed within government guidelines.’

Drunk

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Thanks for the lesson, Mum, but here’s one I ordered online earlier.’

Lesson

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Marriage

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘I like the fact they now come in larger sizes.’

Dinos

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You’ll not be going to parents’ evening, I presume.’

Parents evening

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You’ll ruin your eyesight if you keep playing with your selfie.’

Selfie

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘There must be a glitch — it gave me some money.’

Cashpoint

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m gay, and according to my right-wing Christian fundamentalist parents I shouldn’t have got here.’

Gay

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Publisher

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘So that’s one Chicken McNuggets, one Egg McMuffin and one Apple McComputer.’

McDonalds

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Labour

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I like to take a really thick book on holiday.’

Thick book

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Aquisitions

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Geoffrey is Emmerdale intolerant.’

Television

29 August 2015 9:00 am