Cartoon

‘I see you having to make some important lifestyle choices.’

See

10 October 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s his last day tomorrow, so I expect he’ll be dressing down.’

Peston

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Vicar

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Bags

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Allotment

10 October 2015 9:00 am

Troy

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘And there, folks, is a colony of common seals and also a couple of upper-class seals.’

Seals

3 October 2015 9:00 am

Bullingdon

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I think I’ve just invented “Top Gear”.’

Wheel

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘It’ll come in handy for soaking rich Martians.’

Labour

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve been unfriended by my imaginary friend.’

Facebook

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Didn’t even one of you think of live-tweeteing the incident?’

Accident

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Poor devil. Half-past eleven is far too young to die.’

Die

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I’d appreciate you fixing the boiler quickly. It’s quite a big deal for us not to have heat down here.’

Hell

3 October 2015 9:00 am

Market

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Granted, you’re very popular with the poor, but can’t you see how you’re alienating the rich?’

Robin Hood

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Good.’

Nasa

3 October 2015 9:00 am

Bookshop

3 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Tim treated me like a little girl, so I shopped him to the police straight away.’

Treated

26 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh, Pinocchio! All that fuss about becoming a real boy — and now you want to be a girl!’

Pinocchio

26 September 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid Doreen and Frank are going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment.’

Rough

26 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Is everything OK? You haven’t photographed your food.’

Food

26 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Control freak.’

Freak

26 September 2015 9:00 am

Shops

26 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Hurry up, woman — the rugby’s on in five minutes!’

Tea ceremony

26 September 2015 9:00 am