Cartoon

‘So was Mr Blair’s apology both full and frank?’

Pigs

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Drama

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Tramps

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m drinking to forget I’m not supposed to eat sausages.’

Food

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Photographer

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Confirm

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘And this is a picture of my sweetheart by Frank Auerbach.’

Auerbach

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Well, if you ain’t cheatin’, then where’s Mrs Bun the Baker’s Wife?’

Cowboys

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m a cyber-philanthropist — I hack into people’s accounts and clear their overdrafts.’

Party

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Witch

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘What’s this Eurocentric crap doing on my desk?’

Tray

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Millions of people from all over the world got on terribly well with each other again today…’

News

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Simon is becoming so violent during sex that I’m worried he may break the computer.’

Violent

24 October 2015 9:00 am

Cave

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I wish you wouldn’t hitch your skirts up like that, Fiona, it makes you look like a right slag.’

Newtoon

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I hope President Xi raises the issue of why we’ve been imprisoned here for so long.’

Panda

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘What’s a pen?’

Etiquette

24 October 2015 9:00 am

Evidence

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Well... I can’t see any moles’

Tattoo

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Is he talking yet?’

Baby

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘OK, it’s transgender, genderfluid, pansexual, genderqueer…’

Dinner party

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘... for today’s the day the teddy bears order pizza ’n large fries and stay in to play computer games.’

Rhymes

17 October 2015 9:00 am

Myth

17 October 2015 9:00 am

‘He was a smoking beagle. Can he have a last cigarette?’

Beagle

17 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Everyone’s viral for 15 minutes.’

Phones

17 October 2015 9:00 am