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Alice in Cineworld

Alice

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘He’s lost all interest in sticks.’

Relate

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

Airfix

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘The bloody women tennis players are demanding equal bribes to the men.’

Betting

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Are you taking performance-reducing drugs?’

Runners

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Winning the National Lottery wouldn’t change me — I don’t check my tickets.’

Pub

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

Wireless birds

Wireless

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘He’s nine, but teacher says he has a radicalised age of 13!’

School

The Spectator 30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We razed the university to the ground, just to be on the safe side.’

Oxford

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Is this something to do with Corbyn?’

Look left

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m looking for a hook-up.’

Pirate

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

Superfood

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You are 27,345,004th in the queue, please hold.’

Angel

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

Problem

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

Backhander

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’

Sprat

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’

Colouring

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’

Mermaid

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Bit of an anomaly. I’ve just been told there’s no accounting for taste.’

Taste

The Spectator 23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’

Drink

The Spectator 16 January 2016 9:00 am

Dracula

The Spectator 16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You any idea where they keep the art in this place, Geoff?’

Tate

The Spectator 16 January 2016 9:00 am

Youth

The Spectator 16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Sorry, retinal screening is next week.’

Screening

The Spectator 16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’

Nonsense

The Spectator 16 January 2016 9:00 am

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