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‘I really think that if we’re going to make this work it will need your full attention.’

Relate

9 April 2016 9:00 am

Nice

9 April 2016 9:00 am

Phone

9 April 2016 9:00 am

‘You spoil that cat.’

Cat

9 April 2016 9:00 am

Stork

9 April 2016 9:00 am

Art

9 April 2016 9:00 am

Jihadis

9 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Hello, FBI, can you unlock my daughter’s mind?’

Mother

9 April 2016 9:00 am

‘This is where people have to go if they forget to upgrade their Kindles.’

Library

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Cafe

2 April 2016 9:00 am

April

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Screw your porch lantern – I’m headed for the big city lights!’

Lantern

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m Roger the replacement bus service.’

Roger

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s now more mature than the people using it.’

Couple with phone

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Tea break

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Coming soon

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Trump

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘We’re same-sex but we thought we could adopt.’

Ark

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I remember when all this was mud.’

Moles

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m a mermaid, you’re a sailor — of course we’re gender fluid.’

Mermaid

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘...the butcher (who’s now an estate agent), the baker (now a charity shop), the candlestick-maker (ditto)...’

Nursery

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s not called the biography section any more, sir.’

Biography

26 March 2016 9:00 am

Climb

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Seventy years of peace, no war? Of course I’m anti-Europe.’

Death

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘We’re not racist — but not somewhere where immigrants are landing on the beach, please.’

Racist holiday

26 March 2016 9:00 am