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‘I packed the kids off to boot camp.’

Sent

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s easier to manage and stops me being dragged about everywhere.’

Hair

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s old school.’

Fish

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m afraid you’ve got a progressive disease…’

Doctor

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Not so much a “Don’t Know”, more a “Couldn’t Care Less”.’

Vote

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s not you or me. It’s them!’

Live

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘That bleedin’ dog comes near me I won’t be responsible for my actions.’

Sheep

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m just sharing my chocolates.’

Chocolate Grizelda

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

People watching

Nest

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘If we don’t agree with the result can we have another election?’

Election Thompson

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘On the bright side, we won’t make it to 8 June.’

Butterfly Newman

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I preferred it when there was fake news.’

End Newman

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Diversity Kipper

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘We can offer you downwards.’

Mobility Grizelda

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Cavalry

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Opposition Bernie

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’

Beast Royston

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry, this is a billionaires’ club – no millionaires allowed.’

Stop

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry to keep you, Mr Stanley. The earliest he can see you is Tuesday week.’

Stanley

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Where the Easter Island heads come from

RGJ Hatching

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

Thompson Party

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘No thanks — Mum brought us up on quinoa, chia seeds and kale

Paul Wood Witch

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’re digging a mega-basement with swimming pool and media room.’

Newman Babel

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Signal from the President — a new foreign policy.’

Turner Indian

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s at that awkward age.’

Percival Snails

12 April 2017 1:00 pm