Cartoon

‘This is the device that will be taking over your job.’

Table Grizelda

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Contract… advance… film rights…’

Dr Kipper

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You know, among women we don’t actually consider that a superpower.’

Hero

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Folies_Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Beaver

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Alexa stokoe

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ve renamed ourselves in light of the polls.’

Polls

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Does anyone have any questions for me to avoid?’

Lectern

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Come on! Come on!’

Mirror Dredge

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

Panda AS

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I identify as six-two.’

Bar

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You might want to sit down.’

Test

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’re shutting the strong and stable door.’

Immigration

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

Reception

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘So it’s hard Brexit, soft Brexit, hard Brexit, soft Brexit…’

Dinner

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m thinking of standing down as a voter.’

Election

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I can’t afford a shepherd’s hut!’

Sheep Newman

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘We might end up with custody of Greece.’

Beach

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Just wait till your biological parent’s live-in surrogate’s transgender ex-partner gets home.’

Parents Lamb

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Nothing else for me, thanks — my phone memory’s completely full.’

Menu Numan

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s the Conservative election battle bus.’

Bus

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Don’t go! I promise I can change!’

Promise

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘“Brought to you using non-fossil fuels” — the bastards are virtue-signalling us.’

Desert

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

Kitchen Cluff

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘All our priests are busy at the moment but your confession is important to us…’

Confession Dredge

27 April 2017 1:00 pm