Wilbur

How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?

Wilbur 11 October 2025 9:00 am

‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’

Wilbur 11 October 2025 9:00 am

I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.

Wilbur 11 October 2025 9:00 am

‘This is no time for a leadership contest’

Wilbur 4 October 2025 9:00 am

‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’

Wilbur 4 October 2025 9:00 am

‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’

Wilbur 27 September 2025 9:00 am

What have we done to deserve this?

Wilbur 20 September 2025 9:00 am

You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading

Wilbur 20 September 2025 9:00 am

Don’t make assumptions

Wilbur 13 September 2025 9:00 am

This won’t be the last

Wilbur 6 September 2025 9:00 am

Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?

Wilbur 6 September 2025 9:00 am

We’re moving to Dubai

Wilbur 30 August 2025 4:00 am

Some good news for a change

Wilbur 23 August 2025 9:09 am

Heart attack

Wilbur 23 August 2025 9:09 am

You’re certainly beach-body ready

Wilbur 16 August 2025 9:00 am

Don’t you kids know

Wilbur 2 August 2025 9:00 am

Sexist abuse

Wilbur 26 July 2025 9:00 am

I considered joining the Labour party

Wilbur 12 July 2025 9:00 am

Hot and irritable

Wilbur 5 July 2025 9:00 am

Have they finished HS2 yet?

Wilbur 28 June 2025 9:00 am

Boost defence spending

Wilbur 14 June 2025 9:00 am

I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?

Wilbur 14 June 2025 9:00 am

I’m ex-forces

Wilbur 7 June 2025 9:00 am

Shall we get another puppy?

Wilbur 7 June 2025 9:00 am

Two words for you – “Speedo Summer”

Wilbur 7 June 2025 9:00 am

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