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Police-Aus

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘I know it’s not a good time but could I have your number?’

Number

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Answers to ‘Spot the Play Title’

12 December 2013 3:00 pm

1. Cat Honour Hot Tin Roof 2. Frank Hen Stein 3. Ark A Deer 4. Hammer Day S 5. Hiss…

Answers to ‘Spot the Play Title’

12 December 2013 3:00 pm

1. Cat Honour Hot Tin Roof 2. Frank Hen Stein 3. Ark A Deer 4. Hammer Day S 5. Hiss…

By George, he’s got it!

7 December 2013 9:00 am

George Osborne has not been a complete disappointment as Chancellor. He has, it is depressing to note, ended up giving…

Portrait of the week

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, said that average energy bills would be brought £50 lower through government…

Barometer

7 December 2013 9:00 am

The darkest day Several people were injured on ‘Black Friday’, a day of retail discounting imported from the US, where…

Letters

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Climate scientists write… Sir: Lord Lawson has written in his diary (30 November) under the online summary headline ‘my secret…

The 2013 Michael Heath Award for cartooning

7 December 2013 9:00 am

The winner of the first ever Michael Heath award for cartooning is Len Hawkins. One of his drawings appears below.…

Books and Arts

7 December 2013 9:00 am

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‘Let’s elope to Gretna Green to separate.’

Scottish

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Hello, we’re trying to find somewhere we can smoke…’

Smoking

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Religious

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘You open the door and hundreds of thousands of Bulgarians come flooding through.’

Calendar

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘OK. Can we make that the last time you refer to Christmas as “Black Wednesday”?’

Christmas

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘We’re still looking into it, but we’re pretty sure it stands for “Kind, Friendly, Courteous” chicken farm.’

Chickens

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘If I were you I’d forget about it.’

Dementia

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Can we cut all the green crap?’

Green

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Since the galley had new Spanish owners, the rhythm of the galley slaves had gone haywire.’

Galley

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Sale

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s the Belmonts. They’ve found a potato from their allotment that looks like Elvis, do we want to go round?’

Elvis

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Sweetheart, would you like to tweet grace?’

Tweet

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Next time they offer us something to make our lives more comfortable, let me do the talking.’

Lava

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Henceforth to be known as Frackland...’

Frackland

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Michelangelo

7 December 2013 9:00 am