The Spectator

‘...in the top drawer on your side of the bed, you dumb schmuck!’

Marriage

19 April 2014 9:00 am

Raised by Wolves...

Wolves

19 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’

Bedroom

19 April 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’

Licence

19 April 2014 9:00 am

The last selfie

Selfie

19 April 2014 9:00 am

CatVideos

19 April 2014 9:00 am

Blundering on

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Yet again, the Conservative party has reminded us that it is quite capable of losing the next election. The events…

Portrait of the week

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Home Maria Miller resigned as Culture Secretary after a week of being the centre of a game of hunt-the-issue. She…

Barometer

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Flat pack Some facts about Glasgow’s Red Road Flats, built in 1968, which are to be demolished as part of…

LETTERS

12 April 2014 9:00 am

In loving memory Sir: When Clarissa Tan covered last year’s Good Funeral Awards, it quickly became apparent that she was…

‘An assembly at Wanstead House’, 1728–31, by William Hogarth

Books and arts

12 April 2014 9:00 am

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‘It’s all to do with regaining the public’s trust.’

Trust

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Not another damn reality show!’

Reality

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Apart from making a buzzing noise and an inability to find an open window, what else do you do?’

Fly

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘My door is always open, Tracy. Could you get someone to fix that?’

Door

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Bush

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Easter

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid you can’t smoke here, sir.’

Kippers

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Have we tried turning it off and then on again?’

Gas

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey — is that your wife in the hotel opposite this hotel?’

Wife

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Pub

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘There’s a brilliant new section on London’s food banks.’

Food

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Why do you say “we’ve got to talk” when what you mean is I’ve got to listen?’

Talk

12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.’

Spreadsheet

12 April 2014 9:00 am

Spgti

12 April 2014 9:00 am