The Spectator

‘It must be halal meat — it’s disagreeing with me.’

Halal

17 May 2014 9:00 am

Paranoia

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Bad news – there’s a 75 per cent tax on national treasure.’

Barlow

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘You do the meth.’

Coop

17 May 2014 9:00 am

Forks

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s amazing what she can do with striped toothpaste.’

Art

17 May 2014 9:00 am

Ukip

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘OK, guys… now what do we do?’

Wolf

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s one of his five a day.’

Nhs

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘ID?’

Sheep

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Curses! It looks as if the replacement bus isn’t going to show up either.’‘Curses! It looks as if the replacement bus isn’t going to show up either.’

Tracks

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘He started with just one box six months ago...’

Boxes

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s happened. The couch has finally taken over John!’

Couch

17 May 2014 9:00 am

Author

17 May 2014 9:00 am

‘How would you like your lamb slaughtered?’

Lamb

17 May 2014 9:00 am

Liberal

17 May 2014 9:00 am

Residential

17 May 2014 9:00 am

The radical centre

10 May 2014 9:00 am

In almost a decade as Conservative leader, David Cameron has tended to avoid talking about his political philosophy. He has…

Portrait of the week

10 May 2014 9:00 am

Home AstraZeneca’s board rejected an increased takeover bid of £63 billion by Pfizer. Commenting on the bid in Parliament, Vince…

Barometer

10 May 2014 9:00 am

Judges in jail Barrister and part-time judge Constance Briscoe was jailed for 16 months for perverting the course of justice…

Letters

10 May 2014 9:00 am

Why girls do better Sir: Isabel Hardman notes that girls now outperform boys at every level in education (‘The descent…

‘Leaping Cross’, 2013, by Alan Davie

Books and arts

10 May 2014 9:00 am

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Annuity

10 May 2014 9:00 am

Batman

10 May 2014 9:00 am

Cheese

10 May 2014 9:00 am