The Spectator

Closed

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Price

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Space

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’

Barman

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’

Grass

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Google

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Unfair welfare

2 August 2014 9:00 am

With Ukip snapping at the Conservatives’ heels, it is not difficult to see why David Cameron has hit upon the…

Portrait of the week

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Home Britain is to halve to three months the time that EU migrants without realistic job prospects can claim benefits,…

Barometer

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Off the shelf How do we boycott Putin? Some things we traded with Russia, by value, between March and May…

Letters

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Nepotism rules Sir: Julie Burchill’s piece ‘Born to be famous’ (26 July) was very strong and as, like her, I’m…

‘Figures by a Pool’, 1972, by Keith Vaughan

Books and arts

2 August 2014 9:00 am

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Fantasy

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Internet

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘What’s happened to us? We never says LOL any more.’

Lol

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘That’s Pope Innocent X — he was framed.’

Pope

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Games

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Bankers

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’

School

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Bishops

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Countryside

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Library

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Just leave, please. We don’t like your sort round here.’

Fan

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Slippers

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘A true sportsman doesn’t fish using a bloody drone, sir.’

Drone

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ll see you on court.’

Tennis

2 August 2014 9:00 am