The Spectator

‘Now all we need is some money.’

Saving

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’

Bank

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘This looks like the right place.’

Stable

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’

Nativity

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’

Stress

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’

Witches

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Bookshop

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’

North Pole

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’

Tree

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’

Tooth fairy

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up

Picasso

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Santa

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’

Star

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’

Santa snooper

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’

Card

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’

Report

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’

Jumper

12 December 2015 9:00 am

State of the Union

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

Last year, the United Kingdom came within 384,000 votes of destruction. A referendum designed to crush the Scottish nationalists instead…

Barometer

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

Christmas birthday Next year has a claim to be the 400th birthday of Father Christmas. Ben Jonson wrote a short…

Communion in the trenches

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

From ‘The Sacrament’, The Spectator, 25 December 1915: We were fairly fagged out, all of us, after a heavy day…

Portrait of the year

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

January David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that only electing the Conservatives could ‘save Britain’s economic recovery’. Labour unveiled a…

It is time to join the fight against IS in Syria

5 December 2015 9:00 am

The Islamic State is as monstrous an enemy as we have seen in recent history. It crucifies and decapitates its…

Portrait of the week

5 December 2015 9:00 am

Home The House of Commons voted on air strikes in Syria. Labour MPs had been allowed a free vote by…

Barometer: Who was the first warmist?

5 December 2015 9:00 am

The first warmist The first attempt to quantify the link between CO2 in the atmosphere and global temperatures was attributed…

Let unions pay MPs

5 December 2015 9:00 am

From ‘Payment of members’, The Spectator, 4 December 1915: If the country could be polled at the present time, there is…