Niall Gooch

Miatta Fahnbulleh and the society of socialist hypocrisy

11 August 2026 6:36 pm

‘The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons,’ was Ralph Waldo Emerson’s immortal line to…

The problem with Andy Burnham’s casual dress code

22 July 2026 8:37 pm

When I started secondary school in 1994, we were supplied with a copy of the rules for our uniform, haircuts…

What’s wrong with heckling Rachel Reeves?

23 May 2026 4:00 pm

As Mrs Thatcher stood to give her speech at the 1980 Conservative party conference at Brighton, she was under considerable…

Lord of the Flies is no Adolescence

9 February 2026 10:19 pm

There are certain works that have attained, through their inclusion in GCSE and A-level syllabuses, an enduring place in the…

The power and nostalgia of Christmas music

24 December 2025 5:00 pm

Picking up the children from school recently, I heard the lovely old carol ‘In Dulce Jubilo’ drifting slowly across the…

The Guardian’s desperate smears about Farage’s school days

20 November 2025 3:31 am

Nigel Farage is the perfect folk devil for the British liberal left. He is robustly patriotic, cheerfully irreverent about modern…

The case for Biggles

9 August 2025 4:00 pm

The first Cold War thriller I ever read – before MacLean, before Le Carre, before Clancy – was Biggles Buries…

It’s time to arm the police

6 July 2025 4:00 pm

Displays of sheer physical bravery are always impressive. Having been in precisely one real fight in my life, I enormously…

VE Day and the taboo of victory

8 May 2025 4:45 pm

I was born in 1983, and when I was a child, the second world war still had a significant cultural…

In defence of teenage boys

7 April 2025 7:17 pm

Horatio Nelson passed his examination for lieutenant on 9 April 1777 (possibly with a little help from his uncle, who was…

Can the social contract survive in Britain?

19 March 2025 5:00 pm

In the vestry of the church where my father was priest, there was a large wall-mounted plaque commemorating some long-dead…

Britain is failing Gen Z

11 February 2025 9:55 pm

Ask not what you country can do for you, said JFK in his inaugural address in 1961, but what you…

How parliament has fallen

2 December 2024 6:13 pm

Kim Leadbeater’s Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill passed its Second Reading in the Commons on Friday, which means…

The cowardice of the Chris Kaba case

22 October 2024 8:24 pm

Since 2010, British police have shot dead 30 people. This works out at an average of around 2.1 people per…

Stop trying to make ‘weird’ happen

4 September 2024 8:30 pm

Where American left-liberal rhetoric leads, British left-liberal rhetoric invariably follows. Hate speech, reparations, decolonisation, white fragility; there is no intellectual…

The triumph of Labour’s centrists

1 June 2024 4:30 pm

Barring an extraordinary electoral turnaround, Sir Keir Starmer is about to join an elite club, which is even more pale,…

Count Binface just isn’t funny

29 April 2024 4:30 pm

On British general election nights, I like to watch Dish and Dishonesty, the first episode of the third series of Blackadder. It…

Does Channel 4 think this counts as balanced?

23 April 2024 9:26 pm

We are now just nine months out from the latest possible general election, which means that in a year’s time…

Ian Hislop’s elite blindspot

8 April 2024 6:13 pm

A common attack line against populist politicians such as Nigel Farage or Donald Trump is that their attacks on contemporary…

We can’t eliminate all risk for children

31 March 2024 7:00 pm

The classic book The Railway Children contains several episodes that must seem almost incomprehensible to modern children. None perhaps are…

Why is the New Scientist defending cannibalism?

24 February 2024 5:25 pm

Most law students in the English-speaking world will have come across R v Dudley and Stephens, from 1884, which established…

Say no to Labour’s citizens’ assembly

20 February 2024 7:04 pm

A spectre is haunting Westminster – the spectre of the citizens’ assembly. This unkillable bad idea is making the headlines…

The problem with Kneecap – and the arts blob

12 February 2024 6:57 pm

When I was about 14 or 15, someone sent me a birthday card with the words: ‘Teenagers – tired of…

Who will oppose Labour’s racial dystopia?

6 February 2024 10:41 pm

Britain’s ruling class are currently conducting an enormous experiment – perhaps not consciously or intentionally, but with great enthusiasm –…

The Turner prize doesn’t make sense anymore

10 December 2023 5:30 pm

In 1950 the American critic Lionel Trilling suggested, in his book The Liberal Imagination, that there was no meaningful right-wing…